Release your inner Busey

Yesterday was the finale of the NBC reality show, The Biggest Loser. Now i am not regulary amused by reality television, but i am amused by morbidly obese men and women working out extensively for months and months and turning into beautiful people. Especially the before and after where you can say Goddamned! At least I'm not that fat! They will make you stick your Chuck Taylor in your mouth though when they reveal their new skinny ass selves. But back to my point.
I realize that when one loses a large amount of weight, you release your INNER BUSEY. Gary Busey lives in everyone. Don't believe me, download The Biggest Loser from a torrent site and see for yourself. I'm sure somebody has it for download, if you can find JAG, you can find anything.
Starve yourself, work out profusely....release the inner busey...i repeat release your inner Busey. He lives in all of us, don't let him die with you...release him...before it's too late.